“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

The Haines Report: Issue #1

What I’m reading this week…

Highlights include: “You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them.”

…and generates controversy

…but proceed with caution…. Scott Adams: the case against Pizzagate

  • QOTD: “Outside of math, physics, and chemistry, there isn’t much ‘settled science.’ We’re still arguing over what the optimal diet is.” — Naval Ravikant
  • British MPs Call For “Transgender School Training”. UKIP spokesperson:“Many people will be shocked to learn that a group of MPs are pushing transgenderism in Parliament after listening to a woman who had her own son taken to Thailand at the age of 16 to have his genitals removed”.

How To Control Women With Your Thoughts

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If you’re not open-minded, leave this page now.

What I’m going to talk to you about today will be dismissed by many as “bro science”.

If you’re bro-science-intolerant, save yourself the trouble and go read something else. 

For those of you who are interested in exploring an unorthodox theory, however, I welcome you.

Today I’m going to teach you how it’s possible to control other people with your thoughts. 


Then let’s get started:

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How To Go To Bars And Clubs Alone… Without Looking Like A Desperate Creep

Going out to bars alone is how I pulled 40% of the women I hooked up with when I was single.

Here’s everything I’ve learned about succesfully going out to bars to pick up girls alone without looking (or feeling) creepy…

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Why Women Want To Submit To You – In Their Own Words

“It’s simply enjoyable to submit, when one has to be in control of one’s life all the time. When I have to spend all day every day fulfilling responsibilities and obligations and taking care of business, it’s nice to just let go and give someone else complete and utter control. I also love the idea of someone wanting me so much that they can’t resist, and I can only submit.”

anonymous 18 year old girl, quoted in Why Women Have Sex by Dr. Cindy Meston and Dr. David Buss

What To Say If She Tells You She Has A Boyfriend

You see a hottie at the grocery store and you stroll up to her with a shit-eating grin on your face. 

“You’re adorable,” you say. “Tell me your name.”

“I have a boyfriend,” she replies flatly.

It hits you like a punch in the gut. 

What do you say next? What’s your comeback?

I’ll tell you what mine is…

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Hack Your Looks: 52 Ways To Look More Attractive (For Men)


tumblr_n0lsxwuCxp1t1xtnxo1_500I was ugly growing up, but I look pretty good now. I get approached by women about once a night (averaging it out) whenever I’m out at bars or parties.

Although looking good doesn’t get you laid without game, it definitely feels good to walk down the street and see girls checking you out.

What follows is everything I’ve learned about how to go from below average to “handsome”:

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Women Want You To Manipulate Them Into Having Sex…

And 30 More Contrarian Truths



In Peter Thiel’s book Zero To One, he urges readers to answer the question:

“What important truth do very few people agree with you on?”

Here are mine:

1. There is no such thing as progress

2. Democracy is a myth

3. People are robots

4. God exists

5. Women want you to manipulate them into sex

6. Men who complain about anything should be shot in the back of the head before they get a chance to reproduce

7. Masturbation is a conspiracy perpetrated by the New World Order to make men weak and effeminate

8. The fastest way to get a woman attracted is to treat her like garbage 

9. Only the insane succeed

10. All human beings are connected in an invisible web of energy

11. Men hate beautiful women because they’re afraid of them

12. College is a scam

13. Anyone can be conned

14. The more you think you’re immune to manipulation, the easier you are to influence

15. Mike Cernovich will be the next Rupert Murdoch. Now is the time to get on his good side.

16. You can control physical reality with your mind

17. Ancient civilizations knew more than we do about everything that matters

18. Human beings are wired to see truth as falsehood and falsehood as truth

19. World peace will never be achieved

20. Men who call themselves skeptics are among the least skeptical people on earth

21. No good deed goes unpunished

22. The more you help a man, the more likely he is to sue you

23. If ordinary people knew how dark politics is at the highest levels they would go insane

24. Scott Adams didn’t just predict Trump would win the Presidency, he caused it

25. Christianity is better than other religions

26. The majority of men and women find rape sexy but will never admit it

27. What passes for “justice” is usually nothing more than the subjugation of the weak by the powerful

28. Beautiful women have better personalities

29. Compulsory education destroys children

30. People pay lip service to the idea of originality and creativity, but react with visceral hatred when confronted with original ideas 

What important truth do you believe that few people agree with you about?


Leave a comment below now!

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The War On Men, Part II: How To Fight Back

The INSURGENT Guide To Reclaiming Your Masculinity



In Part I, I talked about how the elites who rule our world have been waging a multi-decade war on traditional masculinity in order to destabilize society and make people easier to control.

In this post I’m going to show you can you fight back, reclaim your masculinity, and reap the benefits of being a Man, rather than a dickless pussified beta male drone.

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You Must Be A Killer To Attract Hot Girls (The INSURGENT Guide To Attraction)


I spent twenty years learning how to be attractive to women. I was lonely and shy during my teenage years and I tried just about everything to increase my desirability to the opposite sex.

I did what everyone told me to do: I improved my appearance as much as possible. I got a good haircut, worked out regularly, and took advice from female friends about how to dress.

By the time I was about 17, girls sometimes commented on how handsome I was.

Yet I couldn’t get a date. I’d never had a girlfriend. Everyone I knew was having sex except for me and I was dying inside because of it.

At the root of my failure with girls was a single (false) assumption:

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